salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

Dating partnership

More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.

Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".

by Shackle_95 October 16, 2018

shit date

When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.

yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.

.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.

gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.

by ygygwang March 7, 2019

Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.

Do not do weird dating.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

D date

A date that is strictly for getting the D

They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date

by Theresnoautofillhere March 2, 2020

Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017