When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.
by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014

by toowackforcrack January 30, 2020

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.
"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"
by lostlankan December 2, 2021

Something that you need to obtain another thing, but you need the other thing to obtain "something".
"In iOS devices, when you go on the settings menu, then in the password settings, you are required to type in your password to look at your password."
"Catch-22, mate."
"Catch-22, mate."
by Xxdragonslayr12xX July 1, 2017

by Shuckyducky March 22, 2021

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023
