(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
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Someone who doesn't own a bicycle, or doesn't ride their bike as much as their friends but they think it would be very fun. A bikecurious person has a high likelihood of becoming a bikesexual later in life.
Andrew thought his lycra clad friends Blair and Reid were having a lot more fun riding bikes than he was, so the bikecurious Andrew decided to buy a bike himself. Two months later Andrew was a full blown bikesexual and couldn't be more proud.
Sam didn't own a fixed gear but he though that his friend Jack and Bruce were having a lot more fun doing track stands and hipster tricks then he was so he began having bikecurious thoughts about getting one himself despite knowing one day he might become a bikesexual.
Sam didn't own a fixed gear but he though that his friend Jack and Bruce were having a lot more fun doing track stands and hipster tricks then he was so he began having bikecurious thoughts about getting one himself despite knowing one day he might become a bikesexual.
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Get the biker babe mug.Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
by Sexy Gingey November 27, 2016
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Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
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