Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.

Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.

by squintyekalb July 13, 2013

Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

by Incest retard March 07, 2019

half plunkin'

The process of quarter chubbing.

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "

by gooch gang November 05, 2013

bout half

1. n; bout half or about half of something.
2. n; to show you had a not so good day
3. n; used to rate something mediocre

1 Fill the Mountain Dew bout half
2 how was elder scrolls online? bout half

by Dylaniscrippled November 12, 2017

Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

by Excrushman November 08, 2020

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.

Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!

by Dick Hardsworth February 16, 2016