when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.

when tragedy can't describe

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

<.0.6.7.6.>stop Saying Something Is Senseless When I, ANgel Jose RObles Is Maniulating To Death<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.>stop Saying Something Is Senseless When I, ANgel Jose RObles Is Maniulating To Death<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.>stop Saying Something Is Senseless When I, ANgel Jose RObles Is Maniulating To Death<.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

When the sun shines on Rjukan

Meaning: Occurring with a very low frequency, suggesting that something is likely to happen only on exceptional occasions or not at all. It is used to describe an event or action that is close to not happening but is not entirely absent.

Example: "My application will be approved when the sun shines on Rjukan!"

by Ghostly404 June 20, 2025

when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 2, 2022