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The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
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Well Piss

Depending on the tone of voice, Well Piss can mean... Look who it is, why is this person here or surprised at a comment someone said
"Well Piss! look who just walked through the fucken door! It is Mr. President himself "

" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"

"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"
by endlessdread August 31, 2023
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water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
by eve1 June 25, 2024
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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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Wellness Bitch

A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
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