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jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"
by bpop100 December 29, 2020
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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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wells

he is so cute and you wish u had him. if you don't fall in love with wells then your a loser. plus he always wears white sweatshirts.
omg wells is so hot
by doodoofart0948 November 28, 2022
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Well positively ace

A word used to describe something that is AMAZING
charles thought snappy was well positively ace!!!!!!
by snappy June 11, 2019
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Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
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WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.
The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021
mugGet the WELL I'M HEREmug.

Amber Murelle Wells

Sociopath. Lazy. Worse than a slob. Skanky and nasty.
Omg! Did you see how disgusting her house was. There was even shitty diapers on the kitchen counter and she don’t even care. She is such an Amber Murelle Wells
by SugarPieQueenBee June 29, 2022
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