Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 09, 2013
Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.
Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
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Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
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Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
by B52Stratofortress July 25, 2014
by Gh057Discord December 07, 2021
Someone who Bids huge amounts for an item on eBay with no intention of paying either for a joke or to end your item as it is competing with their's.
John: Did you hear about those AK47 £5 notes going on eBay for £80,000.
Joe: No one actually paid 80 grand for a £5 note, it was just bid trolls racking up the price for a laugh.
Joe: No one actually paid 80 grand for a £5 note, it was just bid trolls racking up the price for a laugh.
by Crustyanius October 31, 2016
by Trollyawning March 12, 2022
An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014