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clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.
man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
by stephanohl October 10, 2019
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On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."
by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023
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Clit

A guy "Wait, the clit is REAL?!"
A girl: "Yeah,tf did you think it is,a legend?"
by The cum monster May 21, 2023
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quiche clit

I went down on that chick, and she totally had quiche clit
by Monsterbitch March 13, 2014
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Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.
son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.
by Gabalot July 28, 2020
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clit

it can be used for a lot of things; most used when talking about someone you don't like or if your friend is acting like a bitch you might call them a clit as a joke. clit is more serious though; don't call someone this unless it's your good friend or if they deserve it.
similar to asshole or cunt
She was being such a clit today ! she totally ignored me when i said hi
Jennifer stole my boyfriend. what a clit !
by kathw0rm May 13, 2019
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Clit

The clit is a body part of the woman’s vagaina and it is the most sensitive spot of the woman. It is most pleasurable when you lick and poke around in the vagaina. That is the best place for your mouth to be to really make her moan.
Oh shit guys last night was insane. He ate my clit so good i had 11 orgasims.
by SexyBeast1645 November 30, 2019
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