Yo mum

Yo mum

Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing

by TTVtafhu March 13, 2022

bryce's mum

bryce's mom is. a milf with big boobies

bryce's mum is a milf

by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021

ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021

nug mum

Some who supplies or buys chicken nugs for the fam.

Lauchy is the fam's nug mum during social gatherings of the squad.

by Danktunnel January 9, 2018

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

tanbeers mum

A asian lady with a large backside
Also has big breats
and a stripper at the Red Light District

tanbeers mum has a very large bum

by Tanbeers mum March 21, 2019