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glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
by stephanieboat February 17, 2007
mugGet the glass bottom boatmug.

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.
by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008
mugGet the glass bottom boatmug.

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
mugGet the Shrimp Boat Captainmug.

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
mugGet the glass-bottom boatmug.

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.
That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.
by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014
mugGet the deep sea boatingmug.

Your boat is shit

This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that
Yo b your boat is shit
by Hstickytoky September 1, 2021
mugGet the Your boat is shitmug.

Munchkiey banana boat

It means orroro
by Munchkiey tutu February 18, 2023
mugGet the Munchkiey banana boatmug.

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