jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

De-shirt

Walking in on someone while they are getting dressed

You keep walking in on me while I’m getting de-shirt

by Hailey and Margie Vlogs July 28, 2018

Inky Shirt

A metaphor for seman stains or stains from any other secretions produced during sexual activity that can be found a variety of clothing. Usually the wearer is unaware of the presence of these stains.

'Damn it! I just realised I'm wearing an inky shirt'
or
'I droppped my pen and got ink on my tshirt!', 'Yeah I left your sister with an inky shirt last night Dave,

it's a pain isn't it?'

by s123456h October 14, 2009

T-shirt

A shirt with short sleeves, that kind of looks like a "T"

"Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

Usin' A Shirt

The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.

"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Red Shirt

You tell me.

Red Shirt: Whatchu tryna get into?

by RandomStraggler February 11, 2023

Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.

Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.

by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018