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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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Funny homeboy

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by smertegg August 12, 2021
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Funny Waterfall

When a lady plays with a man’s penis when he pees into a toilet.
Dude guess what, I was taking a leak and my girl came into the bathroom giving me a funny waterfall last night!
by Wild Bill 69 March 12, 2022
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Urban Dictionary " Funny "

People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.
" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
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What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY

Something that people say when they see a video or something that's not funny.

Similar to the not funny, didn't laugh meme.
Peter: This is not funny! He is dead and you are laughing.
by some dude online 🤨 May 29, 2020
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funnie

Funny, but sarcastically. You don't actually mean that something is funny.
Person: I'm hungry dad
Dad: Hey hungry, I'm dad
Person: ha ha so funnie
by WhenTheCarGoesBoom May 5, 2021
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