Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.

Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).

by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

by envenom August 4, 2007

Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies

Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH

by Pantano Empire August 1, 2022

Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.

Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!

by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011

Clown Bad

A term describing someone with an unhealthy case of coulrophilia

Matt: I need to get some clussy right now!

Chase: You're so clown bad

by GrilldToazt June 29, 2022

Top clown

Someone that does not work a Traditional type of job, New school.
Ex. Food delivery, airbnb, Ride share drivers, Online stars and etc.

"I heard Mike got a top clown job lol."

by 459395 May 2, 2023