When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
mugGet the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug.
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
mugGet the sleeping on his shirt tailmug.

Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.
I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!
by Gavalot January 12, 2011
mugGet the Shirt Twatingmug.

Belly Button Shirt

Weird half shirts that are extremely pointless and the person who made them is a little Rat-Licker and identifies as Enby because he his such a big scammer the only reason why u should where them is because either you never got your umbilici cord cut off, you want to be cold all the time or you want to get a good tan inside your belly button.
by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 8, 2022
mugGet the Belly Button Shirtmug.

beef shirt

When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.
We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.
by Facilier June 18, 2016
mugGet the beef shirtmug.

bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"
Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me
by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019
mugGet the bub shirtmug.

No Shirt Month

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!
Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!
by Joe Mamma’s a hoe October 25, 2019
mugGet the No Shirt Monthmug.

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