closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

White t shirt gang

4 german goons wearing a white t shirt terrorising the locals anywhere they go and aim for pedestrians with sports shirts on

Take your england shirt off and keep your head down mandem, the white t shirt gang are circling the block

by Megamind caitlin January 8, 2024

that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.

Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.

by Tree Months 2 I January 14, 2024

brown shirt

a girl who is basic, brown shirt comes from the game 2k when “brown shirt” is the starting skin

girl: i’m just a girl
boy: girl stfu you a brown shirt girl

by breadgetta6789 February 4, 2024

brown shirt

a girl who is basic, brown shirt comes from the game 2k when “brown shirt” is the starting skin

girl: i’m just a girl
boy: girl stfu you a brown shirt

by breadgetta6789 February 4, 2024