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J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with
Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt
by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021
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Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"
The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.
by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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white shirt effect

n. the principle by which any man automatically achieves a high state of attractiveness when clothed in a white shirt, preferably a button down.
see examples of the white shirt effect at whiteshirteffect.tumblr.com
by taleasoldastime September 6, 2013
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Cardi-shirt

A cardigan and shirt which are combined together to make one item of clothing; often worn by Steven Clement.
"Wow Steve - I love your cardi-shirt!!! You look so high end".
by RachieRachRachaelRachelle October 15, 2013
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Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.
my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.
by LilS May 10, 2012
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California Shirt

Another way of saying Hollister clothing in another state other than California.
My middle aged teacher is wearing a California shirt.
by qwertyuiop130 January 6, 2012
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