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Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
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sam fatherstone

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sam fatherstone doing foundation bc hes stupid even tho he has tutoring
by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023
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sam ryan

Sam.. you're honestly everything i could ask for on this planet earth. You're very kinda hearted and you care about a lot of people and thing. ily sam ryan <3
Me: hey sam ryan, ily.
Sam; why do you even love me..?
Me; Because your everything i could ask for <3
by ilovesamryansomuch June 24, 2021
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desert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006
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Sam Bradley

Sam Bradley is a British musician who lives in Canada. He helped Robert Pattinson write Never Think, a song that is on the Twilight soundtrack. He is a very talented folk rock/americana/soul singer who is just getting started on his first album.
I should never think
What's in your heart
What's in our home
So I won't

You'll learn to hate me
But still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me by my name

And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done

I'll try to decide when
She'll lie in the end
I ain't got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell you to hold off
You choose to hold on
It's the one thing that I've known

Once I put my coat on
I'm coming out in this all wrong
She's standing outside holding me
Saying, 'Oh, please
I'm in love
I'm in love'

Girl save your soul
Go on save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done

'Cause without me
You got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on

-Lyrics for Never Think,
Written by Sam Bradley and Robert Pattinson.
by emaline ;) January 24, 2009
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Dirty Sam

1. A dirty, used tampon.

2. A really fake girl, especially trying to fit into the goth scene. Spreads rumors and other things when she is asked to leave tables from horrible smell of crotch rot.
1. Eww there's a Dirty Sam in the toilet again!

2. That girl is a dirty Sam!
by Imagination44 May 22, 2008
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Sam Jones

by Wizza McGee May 14, 2015
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