Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.

Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.

by Bigcatsmack123 June 25, 2022

Robert Smalls International Academy

a Shitty school, With a bunch of 11-14 year old's that think they are the shit. They think they can rule everyone including the teachers .

Jessica: Hey, do you think my mom should send me to Robert smalls international academy?
Me: FUCK NO! Don't go there. Those kids will tear Ur ass up.

by Yanky9983 July 7, 2022

Robbie Cocaine

Also known as Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert McGahey

The God himself, main character if you will. Surviving the wars in ‘nam, he has been through Hell and back. Of his troop, he was the only left alive and returned to his family giving us the family of McGahey’s.

No way… it’s THE ROBERT MCGAHEY?

by IhateDupters1 December 12, 2022

Robert Arrak

The MVP of Estonian Ice Hockey team.

Robert arrak lööb täna õhtul taas skoori.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023