Futurama riley phone is a fat bitch and jarret is Screaming 6th day on his own right and dad and I HATE him for being so stupid but he is Screaming at me a fat man with no respect and dad I want a little bit more than a few minutes to get out and get out and play the first one again but I'm still a little more like the.
by Titanium eater 65 November 17, 2019
Get the Rileymug. RIley;
man; strong, intelligent man who takes care of his friends
woman; The one for you, always loves and cares for you. Must not be lost under any circumstance. Has eyes you can gaze into until the end of time. The girl you will love forever and never get tired of. Often known for being 'out of pocket', sarcastic, and incredibly caring. Will write letters and handmade gifts for you. Must keep, is special.
man; strong, intelligent man who takes care of his friends
woman; The one for you, always loves and cares for you. Must not be lost under any circumstance. Has eyes you can gaze into until the end of time. The girl you will love forever and never get tired of. Often known for being 'out of pocket', sarcastic, and incredibly caring. Will write letters and handmade gifts for you. Must keep, is special.
I love you, Riley.
by Who_Dat_Boy March 8, 2025
Get the Rileymug. A super nice guy who knows how to treat a girl... most of the time. Riley will make you the happiest girl in the world on some days, on others he will screw you over and make you cry and then you brake up with him. Riley’s aren’t very attractive but they are good hockey players. If you approach a Riley be careful, because once you’re in the relationship with him... good luck getting out!
by Franchesca Whalenberg September 7, 2019
Get the Rileymug. by IAmThe1Omega December 14, 2018
Get the Beast Rileymug. by Urgone April 11, 2020
Get the Rileymug. Likes cars more than women. Once attempted to fuck a Lamborghini Aventador. Kinda sus if you ask me.
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
Get the Rileymug. A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
by Huge Cocked Boy June 11, 2023
Get the Rileymug.