Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...

Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!

by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012

punkiie poo

one of many nicknames that can be given to a future wife for life

I love you punkiie poo!!

by George Freckel January 20, 2013

Gamer poo

Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds

Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha

by DB86 February 2, 2021

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018

poo lord

The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese

poo lord is da best heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

poo pips

Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.

adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"

by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008