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Waifu Pilled

Being waifu pilled means you don't take an interest in real women you just love anime girls
Dexter rejected sophie because hes in love with Zero Two, hes very waifu pilled
by Shlumped out September 2, 2022
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Gray Pilled

The actual realization that no other pill color has the real answers, and people are just making up bullshit to feel better.
Man A: Bruh, have you taken the blue pill already?

Man G: What are you saying? You do realize that this is another form of tribalism, right? Having an us versus them mentality only divides us further. Why do you want to do that to yourself?

Man A: I'm not doing it! They're doing it! I'm just waking up to reality! They're the ones who created a world of where I'm not wanted! That's why I've swallowed the black pill.

Man G: So what you're saying is that they have something against you. But we are all responsible for how we interpret the world around ourselves, it can be negative or positive. It can be influenced by some people who agree with us, feeding into how we feel, proving that we are not being treated fairly by others. But that is a double-edged sword, because when you create a tribe of us versus them, then you create room for other people's negative ideas to live inside your mind. Negative ideas that fester and spread, corrupting and weakening you until you are emotionally dead and numb inside. Is that right?

Man A: I hadn't thought of it that way before.

Man G: We are all responsible for our own thoughts, when we give allegiance to some other group or tribe we are surrendering our own rights to them. You don't strike me as someone who wants to give up their rights to some group, are you?

Man A: No. No, I'm not.

Man G: That's good.

Man A: Ya know, if I had to, I would say that this is being Gray Pilled. (Heh.)

Man G: (Laughs) That's funny.
by Gray Paladin January 8, 2023
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patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009
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top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.
Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.
by greenmtnght August 4, 2009
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sit on Gray's pipe

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on
Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
by Blade2good December 9, 2010
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Laid me some pipe

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.
by setbridge November 12, 2012
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Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.
My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.
by Boner Farts December 8, 2014
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