Prematch Poo

Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including

1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.

This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.

Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"

by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019

Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.

I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.

by fuckrealism June 11, 2019

Poo head

A poo head is someone who’s getting on your nerves and instead of swearing at them you call them a poo head.
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!

“your such a poo head!”, phoebe said.

“What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said

“oh clever”, said magdelena

by Webby97 December 9, 2019

Puchi Poo

A cute animal like bunny, alpaca, pomeranian who wants to cuddle with you. This also applies to stuffed toys.

She is my Puchi Poo. I want to cuddle with her all night long.

by Brocode89 April 8, 2020

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

race is a poo

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race is a poo

by racegay October 6, 2020