Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Shat-pole

When a column of poop hits the toilet water and is still coming out of your ass, it forms a Shat-pole

Omg, just had a full on Shat-pole, it was good enough for a superhero to slide down..

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Flag Pole

Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"

When she grabbed the bed headboard i just had to hit the Flag Pole on her

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible

"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."

by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear

Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024