Couch Lounger

A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"

Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!

How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!

by Quarterhorse1961 November 28, 2016

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

couch

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .

guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch

by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018