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now it's broke

now it's broke.
now it's broke.
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not
Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now
by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."
by Mister Pew April 26, 2024
mugGet the Now we're cooking with butter.mug.

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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