Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”

by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018

Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

Heavy Panty

Slang for "You shit your pants so fucking bad the shit is dripping from your leg"

Awe my little Heavy Panty! *sucks the shit out*

by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021

national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

Feet Panties

They are just socks

Have you seen my feet panties?

by FeetPanties March 30, 2022

Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.

Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.

by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024

Girl with no bra and panty

The search that changed my life (for the worse!!!!)

PS:::: I was SIX!

SEARCHES: "Girl with no bra and panty "
PORNHUB? WHAT IS THAT?

clicks on it:

gets caught in 4K UHD 10000 Megapixels by his MOM

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024