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grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.
Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!
by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016
mugGet the grease datemug.

shit date

When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.

.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.

gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
by ygygwang March 7, 2019
mugGet the shit datemug.

Date definitions

Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all

And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 18, 2019
mugGet the Date definitionsmug.

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
by will-o March 7, 2011
mugGet the phantom datingmug.

lavender dating

A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.
by JamieChan May 14, 2017
mugGet the lavender datingmug.

unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017
mugGet the unofficially datingmug.

Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
by thehomie69 September 5, 2013
mugGet the Date Ballsmug.

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