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Musicult

A subculture or group of like-minded individuals who identify with the conglomerate individuality associated to a musical style.

If you:

Drearily wear, mimic, or perform in any whole- or half-hearted way to a subculture whose actors dress in all black while painting their faces Powder white; drudge up the torment and failings of your creed/culture/society/life while drinking cup after cup of coffee at Perkins (Denny's is for poseurs)?

Have a flair for the dramatic, yet forced to work stage crew due to your crippling fear of public theatrical punditry; cross dressed at Regal Cinema at midnight (many, many times); not find it odd to have seen a man's full pubis through his boxers while he dropped his pants and danced like MC Hammer in front of a full movie theatre; bloviated, at length, about the unimpressive filmography of Tim Curry?

Celebrate the peerlessness of your peers who rhythmically claim to have thrived in the great slurry of the street (having grown up in Orange County); coordinate the color of your boxers with your crooked, slightly over-sized hat; ardently belie the countenance of all titular peace officers (except when directly counseled by The Man)?

Think a mandolin is a guitar and a banjo is a rhythm section; consider randomly bouncing and twirling a higher form of artistic, expressionistic dance; place hallucinogens at the top of the pyramid of the five herb groups; joined or enjoyed a drum circle; seen Phish live even once?

Then YOU belong to a Musicult!
While relating to and distancing himself from a greater societal identity, local teenager Aiden affixed his Beats By Dre headphones, cranking the first (and only TRULY good) Pennywise album, riding in the backseat of his parents' 2012 Lincoln Navigator L, wishing he'd been born, like, 10 years earlier so people would 'get' him, thus inadvertently and immediately joining a decades old construct known as a Musicult.
by unitedstains March 17, 2017
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Musical.ly

It is a crappy app that every update it gets worse and you meet people on there who hurt you. no one is ever truly “happy” on there anyways.
musical.ly is the crappiest app on the planet. Affirmative.
by ilooklikeaburntchickennugget January 15, 2018
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music

person a: did you hear that song "everyday bro" by ja-
person b: dont fucking talk about that bullshit he calls music.
by babyy j March 14, 2018
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musicofthenightis

In a theater production where the actors/actresses have turned their face away from the garish light of day (the reality of how they are doing) and closed their eye because their eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn’t what they want to see (that they are doing horribly) and therefore they inhibit the progress of the production staff and put the production staff in a state of mass anger, hysteria, depression and promoted violent urges that lead to threats (which never usually end up happening),
You actors have a serious case of musicofthenightis.
by Mr.E61 November 24, 2018
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Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.
by Severe Autism January 12, 2019
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MusicPancakes

MusicPancakes is a thot
by Puyslayer666 January 18, 2019
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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