to Marie Kondo

(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.

My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!

I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.

by mattiecakes92 July 27, 2019

mari takahashi

A beautiful woman who combines her gaming skills with grace. She has a sense of adventure as she climbs mountains and dives underwater. She is a part of smosh games and was on the 33rd season of survivor.

Ian Hecox: I chose Mari takahashi

Mari Takahashi: yay

by Firecracker37 July 25, 2017

hairy mary

A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.

Guy: Boo!
Random Guy: Hairy Mary

by Ceipher September 19, 2008

Hail mary

"Grenade + Football + Duct tape = Hail Marry"

One of Chuck greenes favorite weapons in Dead rising 2. It combines the Distance of the foot ball and the power of the Grenade.

Just tape it together and throw at Zombies!

*In Dead Rising 2 Multi-Player*

Jimmy: Oh s*** what was that!!

Ed: Oh its just kevin throwing a hail mary

Jimmy: damn!!!

by SodaAddict619 October 7, 2010

Mary and Joanna

A codename for marijuana. Mix of Spanglish, "Mari" is Mary, "i" would be like "y" for and in Spanish, and "Juana" for Joanna.

Yo Bitch, hook me up with Mary and Joanna and I'll give you some big ones.

by Damian Julio December 18, 2006

mary wash

1. Short for the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, VA
2. The most kickass school ever

A: I hear you go to Mary Wash.
B: That all girls school?
C: No dude, that's Mary BALDWIN!

by PaulUMW January 3, 2008

Bloody Mary

When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.

"I was having sex with this hot babe and I totally pulled out and gave her a Bloody Mary!"

by Patrick450 September 17, 2011