minecraft

pounds his meat

dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

minecraft

a game that is literally blocks and defies all physics.

I mined diamonds in minecraft

by noobdoodoo June 18, 2018

Minecraft

A fun game where you can create, fight creepers, and kill yourself with TNT.

Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!

Creeper: *explodes*

by MCPE Gaming July 14, 2018

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

minecraft

a (game) with 2 pixels max and a guy who breaks brick and wood

-Look at this 5 year old kid he is playing minecraft

by memesmemesmemesmemesmemesmemes February 10, 2019

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018