Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.
I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.
Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017
Get the Horny Tellermug. A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.
"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
Get the Go to horny jailmug. National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.
by Hi.there.. April 16, 2019
Get the national horny daymug. Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?
Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.
Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.
by TheCap419 April 24, 2021
Get the Post Vax Hornymug. A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014
Get the horny water syndromemug. The time of day between 12:30-3:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.
Girl: Oop, four guys just snapped me.
Girl2: Look at the time, it’s horny nigga hours!
Girl: Of course!!!
Girl2: Look at the time, it’s horny nigga hours!
Girl: Of course!!!
by thiccbitch25 June 23, 2018
Get the horny nigga hoursmug. A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
by Water Bison July 23, 2013
Get the Post Drinking Horniesmug.