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football shoe

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023
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Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019
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arena football

A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.
After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.
by sunnypatch February 25, 2024
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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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Football

by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021
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Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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