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flowbob

The secret guy code of receiving a 'bj that was so fine it should be a crime'
Guy 1: How'd you get on with that girl last night?
Guy2: Oh man she gave the the sweetest flowbob...
Guy 1: Did you spum in her mouth?
Guy 2: Let's just say she dealt with the problem internally :D
Guy 1: bauss
by Gonnapullaglen123 November 20, 2011
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Flowgasm

Noun. (Fl-oh-gah-sum)

The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.

Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.
A: Did you see that puck-slut last night at the party?

B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.
by SnatchNapkin014 March 30, 2012
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Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.
by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013
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Flowzone Layer

A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."

"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."

"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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Flowmentum

Moving at a steady pace and gradually increasing speed. Going from one movement to another non-stop gaining intensity, speed or strength.
Use your flowmentum to overwhelm your opponent.
by Face Royal June 27, 2014
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Flowdash

Man She Speaking A Mile A Minute. She Got So Much Flowdash
by Flabbergast May 30, 2015
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Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"
by Nachobidness August 16, 2016
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