Flake

A flake is someone who makes plans with you but can never seem to follow through.

Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.

by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024

flakama

good, awesome, amazing, chill

maddie, this pancake is so flakama. this is the best thing I’ve ever eaten.

by Ariella24 November 29, 2024

Flakeasaurus

A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.

While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.

by A-Aron689 February 20, 2025

Flakeasaurus

A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.

While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.

by A-Aron689 February 20, 2025

flake plaque

The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.

Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.

Person A: Where are all your friends who wanted to come? Person B: You know it, flake plaque…

by snapebysnape March 7, 2025

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

flackdaqualack

said without meaning; usually to express anger without any repercussions.
(in a joking manner)

you're such a flackdaqualack

by bgmombo January 17, 2026