Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

Dump cig

A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.

Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."

by Bill Nye the Punk Rock Guy May 14, 2014

The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"

The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.

by AM40012 May 25, 2017

The dumping hump

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.

Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.

by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023

friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.

Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!

by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.

1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good “
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎

by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022