salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

D date

A date that is strictly for getting the D

They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date

by Theresnoautofillhere March 2, 2020

Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

lavender dating

A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.

by JamieChan May 14, 2017

unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough

craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS

by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017

grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.

Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!

by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016