grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.

Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!

by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016

Date definitions

Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions

Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all

And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 18, 2019

shit date

When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.

yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.

.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.

gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.

by ygygwang March 7, 2019

expiration date

something that is not printed on people

timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die

by raybeez April 8, 2022

salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011