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Chode Snake

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
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wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.
Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 8, 2017
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chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
by Captain Fox October 10, 2011
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jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try
wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick
by grannychodeman February 5, 2019
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chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.
Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.
by Weezy76 October 5, 2017
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Fire chode

Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.

4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.

7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.

9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.

11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.

12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"

FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."
by Longdongtom69 July 31, 2016
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
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