Bro I just watched jake paul
Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020
by The Deer Leader May 02, 2017
by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 04, 2019
Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
by 69meme_killer69 February 12, 2018
A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 15, 2020
by A nude under your bed. December 15, 2017