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Blake Beaver

(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
by ImGonnaBeAStarMomma December 6, 2006
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e-bike

electric motorized bicycle
Hey, did you remember to charge up your e-bike for the trip tomorrow?
by evee421 June 30, 2011
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bikecurious

Someone who doesn't own a bicycle, or doesn't ride their bike as much as their friends but they think it would be very fun. A bikecurious person has a high likelihood of becoming a bikesexual later in life.
Andrew thought his lycra clad friends Blair and Reid were having a lot more fun riding bikes than he was, so the bikecurious Andrew decided to buy a bike himself. Two months later Andrew was a full blown bikesexual and couldn't be more proud.

Sam didn't own a fixed gear but he though that his friend Jack and Bruce were having a lot more fun doing track stands and hipster tricks then he was so he began having bikecurious thoughts about getting one himself despite knowing one day he might become a bikesexual.
by belonipony November 16, 2009
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biker babe

A female that rides a motorcycle.

Stacie. Stacie is a biker babe!! She lives her Yamaha V-Star 2011.
by Barslkg June 30, 2016
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blake bauer

Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.

That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.

OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
by Sexy Gingey November 27, 2016
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blake

Ugh blake
by Hhffk August 7, 2017
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Blake

Blake is cautious with her heart and doesn't settle for people when it comes to her relationships. She is authentic, fun and charismatic. She is so gorgeous that even that word in itself is an understatement. Everything about her makes you want to be better and do better. She can make you laugh so hard it hurts and can keep you entertained with simple conversation for hours because she is just that amazing. She is beautiful inside and out. She loves so hard you can feel it. Her personality radiates affection. Anyone in the world should feel privileged to know her and anyone who is in a relationship is simply "lucky" because a person this amazing is a rare find. If you are fortunate to have a Blake in your life --or even better-- in a relationship with her, then hold her close and never let her go. Never hurt her and always strive to deliver your best self for her. You'll never find anyone as magical as her again. Blake is a unicorn.
Today was the worst day ever, until Blake showed up.

You think you're sexy? Wait until you meet Blake!!
by Lit Whit July 14, 2019
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