Air Drop

The act of taking a dump while sitting on someone else's legs while they're also taking a dump.

*one bathroom apartment*
Guy 1: "Dude I need to shit too, can I just Air Drop?"
Guy 2: "Come on in, bud! My thigh gap is pretty big!!"

by Tomness94 August 16, 2016

Air Shit

this is a fart that smells so bad that it causes uncontrollable physical reactions like gaging and throwing up.

Man his air shit today was so bad that I had to get him to pull over so that I could puke!

by mustache ride giver February 28, 2010

air hose

New loafers worn without socks. Pretty much a prep school expression.

John's got some new air hose.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

air finger

the act of pointing your finger upwards while making a fascinating discovery, usually accompanied by a nasally voice, taped glasses and a white lab coat

Mike air fingered as he proclaimed, "according to my calculations there are more stars in our galaxy than particles in the universe"
Jason: "fascinating"

by Demonoid357 December 29, 2013

air grunty

Escaped gas from the human rectum or anus

you will win the air grunty contest because you stink more than anyone else.

by stinky grunt June 14, 2011

Air Hustler

Someone with nothing to sell but talk. Someone who literally tries to sell the air that he is breathing. A bum who tries to get money by talking passers by into his story. A bum who tries to use forceful words to get money.

"Look at that guy over there air hustling everybody that walks by" "Stop air hustling me man, I'm not giving you shit!" "I hate this corner that stupid air hustler is always pressing me for change" "Damn right I'm an air hustler I got everybodies money"

by veraladd October 10, 2011

Air Force

Arrogant flyboys who think they are better than every other branch of the military. What they don't realize is that their jobs can be done by the Navy and Army. Compensates for this by saying they have the ability to launch nuclear weapons. Often forget that the Navy has the most survivable leg of the nuclear triad. Never recognized by anyone in the real miltary, and wears the worst uniforms out of all the branches. Only has best looking girls in the DoD because they cannot get civilian girls to give them the time of day. Also passed on making Top Gun.

For the past two years Air Force has not been able to keep Navy from "stealing" the Commander in Chief's trophy. This might be a result of the DoD investigation into the reports of them lowering their standards to let in otherwise unqualified players.

by johnny boy March 24, 2005