The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022
Get the No Bitches Syndromemug. A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.
person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.
person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.
person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.
person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023
Get the Gojo Syndromemug. Whenever two black men have sex and one gets pregnant, once the pregnant man shits the baby out the baby then crawls out and licks his pregnant fathers nutsack. Since there is no woman in this situation the baby has to get nutrients from the father's penis turning the baby zesty and causing zesty negro syndrome
by sussy dad May 21, 2023
Get the zestynegro syndromemug. Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
Get the Shopping leg syndromemug. Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.
“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”
by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024
Get the dance major syndromemug. Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.
by Meznight July 26, 2024
Get the Guy in a tie syndromemug. Stands for "Freezing Index Finger Syndrome" Usually occurs around October when the weather becomes colder. Inflicted by constantly playing handheld videogames where your index finger is alone and cold.
Person 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your finger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't stop playing Birth By Sleep last night, and now I have FIF Syndrome!"
Person 2: "I couldn't stop playing Birth By Sleep last night, and now I have FIF Syndrome!"
by Keria1010 October 3, 2010
Get the FIF Syndromemug.