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Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.
by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023
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A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.
Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!
by scythe021 May 26, 2024
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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Cock-o-milk

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.
by Pier.re March 18, 2012
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cock muncher

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off
by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024
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cock

daniel: ayo nice cock

george: ty uwu
by urmomskiss July 29, 2021
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Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
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