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man with one nut

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.
That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.
by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016
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The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021
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Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!
by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
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horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015
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Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.
Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”
by BigGman347 December 18, 2019
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skinny man syndrome

Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.
Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
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Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
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