Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits
Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
by Not straight May 04, 2019
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Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.
‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’
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Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay
by ThePurpleDoggo May 12, 2020
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House Gay

When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
Brad's so lucky Kristen's fine with him having Jake as his House Gay, I wish I could afford one!
by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025
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gay stance

They way someone stands when they're probably gay. Typically a lean to the left or right, with arms akimbo.
"Yeah, that guy totally has gay stance. Looks like he's about to fall over"
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Goldy gay

My cousin has wet dreams of Donald Trumps hair in his mouth
by Ap2198m January 29, 2019
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