Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
Get the Rosbotham Syndromemug. Toufis syndrome is a very rare syndrome that occurred during the late 2010s, it is the syndrome that causes you constant denial and strong opinions about topics you have no experience in
i.e I won my lane it was jungler's fault that i lost the game, excuse my delusion , i am suffering from troufis syndrome
by troufium March 22, 2021
Get the Troufis syndromemug. by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015
Get the salad bowl syndromemug. A syndrome that occurs when the person have severe seizure movements; especially occurs when a boy is trying to rizz up or get the other girls for attention due to his lush hair
Greg is currently having issues with Deng Syndrome because he tried to rizz up the other girls by his hair.
by baguette_1031 January 5, 2025
Get the Deng Syndromemug. A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023
Get the Shoheb Syndromemug. Tourexte’s Syndrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
by saltysnatch May 6, 2018
Get the tourexte’s syndromemug. when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022
Get the big dog syndromemug.