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Love

That one word that used to mean something but is now only a way for a guy to get inside your pants. it is usually a complete lie and when told "I love you" by a human male you should run away immediatly. If you begin to develop a reaction to these words, please see a brain specialist as soon as possible.
Male: I love you.
Female: Bullshit dude. Bullshit.
by Librianna September 23, 2011
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National Day to show love

Today show me that you love me and tell me how much you care even if it's only a moment
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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dog frog loving

kaylee and ogday will fall in love and marry each other. the after getting married having unconditional sex for 14 days
by frog dog loving October 21, 2020
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Love Grenadine

When a friend of a person FaceTimes their crush and throws the phone to them when the call is Connecting.
Bro you like her here...*throws love grenadine*
by BAnd20 February 1, 2020
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i-lovelies

Short for International Lovelies (외랑둥이).

The name that k-army (Korean BTS fans) has given to i-army (international BTS fans), as a term of endearment.

The Korean part of kpop fandoms usually hate their international counterpart and call them names such as i-roaches or cockroaches, but because of their good nature, thankfulness and close relationship to i-army, k-army chose to name their international counterpart i-lovelies.

Likewise international ARMYs call the Korean fandom k-diamonds, because they find them so incredibly precious.
- Our i-lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I can really feel their affections for not only the boys but also for Korean Eppis ㅠㅠㅠ.
- Please tell our i-lovelies that I love them... and please tell them "thank you for always working hard".
by Expertus March 20, 2018
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Love Hangover

A period of time post Break up/Rejection that leaves the person having been rejected suddenly realising the situation they are now in regarding their love interest. Upon realising this all their emotions hit all at once, leaving an intense period of time with lots of mixed feelings, and a paranoia as to what their love interest is up to or may eventually be up to.
"Dude, shes totally going to get with all these other guys and talk shit about me. What do I do??"

"Bro chill, you just got that Love Hangover mood..."
by He@LthHayCock19 November 1, 2020
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