JetSet Willy

Spectrum computer game (also converted to other platforms), the official follow-up to Manic Miner. A platform arcade-style game, it features a slightly re-drawn version of Miner Willy, now wearing a top hat instead of his flat cap, engaged in similar capers in the massive mansion he has bought with the plunder from his first adventure.

The idea of the story is that Maria the housekeeper won't let Willy go to bed until he's collected all the rubbish left over from a late-night party with his Jet Set mates. There's a huge number of items to collect, and, although Willy has more lives than in the first game and can move freely from room to room, the game is decidedly difficult unless played under emulation with various cheat functions (e.g. saving the game). To make matters worse, it has a couple of bugs - most notably the infamous Attic bug.

Like many early Spectrum games, the graphics and gameplay are decidedly simple (Willy has only three control buttons - left, right and jump), and yet is very addictive and time-consuming and can be highly enjoyable if you aren't completely screwed by it. The combinations of floors, items and monsters which can be designed into a game of this kind belie the simplicity of the basic idea.

Now available from many abandonware sites, JSW has, like its forerunner, also been subject to many fan tributes, including a PC remake and a number of reconfigured versions of the Spectrum game which can be downloaded online (such as "Willy to the Rescue", "Bulgarian Requiem", "Jet Set Willy in Space", "Utility Cubicles", "Willy's Holiday", "Willy's Afterlife" and many others). These are made with a programme editor which is also available.

There was also an official Jet Set Willy 2 made for the Spectrum, which is the same game but with added rooms, more items and the bugs fixed.

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by Andy April 19, 2004

willy wonka affect

This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.

Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?

Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.

by A-Tank November 24, 2006

steamboat willy

To burrow your nose into an anus durring sexaul playtime. Also known as a Grundle.

The key to any good Grundle or steamboat willy is copious amounts of ass sweat.

by Tasty Time October 29, 2012

little willy

A slang term for a penis that is large when it is erect, and small when it is docile. As it is almost impossible to be born with, it is considered quite a commodity. Very few people have little willys.

Guy #1: Hey did you see Paul? Homiez up in here be saying he has a small richard. But girlz be crankin that he be packing a 9 incher.
Guy #2: I want to see it. I want to see his little willy.

by smdx15 September 12, 2010

willy wanka

A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

by Zerxes September 4, 2006

Willy

A "Willy" is usually a little chubby kid with a high pitched voice and glasses who enjoys dancing and singing for other little kids. They are also know as Willy Browns, or HollistaWilly's. They are usually compared with filthy clowns, a subspecies of the Willy brown. Willy's also dont have any specific gender, they are mostly shemales. They are known to have huge lisps and have a passionate love for "Sealand". Willy's enjoy flicking the bean and fucking the pop. Willy's are found in their natural habitat of Swaziland.

Matt: "Whoah, wtf was that high pitched, screeching noise?"
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."

Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!

by Abdul Atamy May 6, 2014

One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006