Tossing the devil’s salad

To smoke marijuana

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.

by 9r9k June 25, 2020

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Toss the rocks

This is a novel’s name: Toss the Rocks and Get on With It.

I just read an amazing book, “Toss The Rocks: And Get On With It”

by Kathy Blanche January 19, 2025

Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.

I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Tossed

A potential punishment for criminals where their arms and legs are cut off and then they get flipped off a Walmart onto pavement

We caught this pedophile meeting with a 12 year old so we tossed them

by WeDidntSayThatPod April 5, 2025

Toss

To blank, curve someone.

Reject someone's sexual advances (often done in an indirect manner).

Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.

by MenaTwoFour October 14, 2015

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019