Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

The University of Diversity

A group of tiktokers that accepts all races, the opposite of the hype house - also known as the White House.

Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”

by Roadmanmanu January 2, 2020

The university of derby

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.

Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"

by yoloswaggitinifagit May 15, 2018

Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.

Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔

by Veltege September 22, 2023

Wits University

Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.

Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

universal genocide

It's generally assumed to state the total and undeniable death of all life within the universe, and to a lesser extent the end of reality as we know it.

"Universal genocide is the name of the game" A game I hope no one will never win.

by Haagan Daz January 5, 2018